Saturday, October 1, 2011

B.E.T. Hip-Hop Awards weekend




Once again the new mecca of Hip Hop, Atlanta, Is being flooded by groupies, gold diggers, ballers, rappers, producers, dancers, strippers, drug dealers, and of course all of their entourages, and crews.  A Lotta bottle poppin', condom buying(and hole poking), party going & throwing. Plenty liquor, reefer smoke, vomit, and other bodily fluids flowing. Sex, Drugs, and Hip-Hop. For the next week or so starting yesterday the city of Atlanta will look like an episode of HBO's Entourage in the day time, and an MTV Jams video at night. Celebrities every were, and groupies, thrabs, thirst buckets, wanna be rappers w/ no direction, and police are gonna be all over their twitter pages to see if they can catch em at the right time. Every party promoter is gonna swear they are the kings of promo even tho everybody spot gone be jumpin' this weekend. Strippers are gonna have rent paid, hair & nails done, and gas for the next 3 months. Guys makin' it rain, and strippers and hoe's will cut the next 1 just for a shot to catch a drop.
      IF your an entertainer, and your smart or have a decent team behind you, you know that your best bet is to just be out and about promoting yourself, take advantage of this extra person-per-square footage this weekend and do as many shows, put out as many viral videos, drop a mix-tape & promote it as much as possible.
     Gropies. yall need to stop learn the value of buying yo way into vip. All of the important people will see yo pussy as more valuable if you can at least look like you got your own shit going on.
     Drug dealers, especially the weed  man. this is the time you should be trynna get that extra rare-special-fantastic ass product that no one else can get access to. All your current customers should be gearing up for a weekend adventure sponsored by your "It's the B.E.T. Hip-Hop 2011 Awards so i gotta get real fucked up" stash. Which will get u more customers because druggies communicate alot.
     Broke people(like me) have as much fun as you can afford. Don't go trynna keep up with the excessive lifestyles of any of the aforementioned muthafuckas. That's how you get behind on rent, child support payments ect. Do what you can and just work hard so you can ball harder next year. I know its kinda like getting socks for christmas... but its the truth.
  That's all for now folks.
                                                                                                                      ~Space S.

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